Story: Funny incidence


This one shock me ooooooI was at junction today buyingbananaI saw a woman with a littlechild,the little child was walking abit faster than the woman andthe woman shouted degree waitfor me !I was so amazed hearing thatname then I went closer to herand said ma,!Y do u call him degree?The woman laughed and said IsentContinue reading “Story: Funny incidence”

Story: WELCOME TO NIGERIA !


WELCOME TO NIGERIA !Mr. Muhammad Okoro Gbenga in the morning, wakes up, turns off his alarm clock made in CHINA, gets out of his bedsheets woven in INDIA, puts on his clothes made from wool in BANGLADESH; shoes from ITALY, drinks his orange juice from SPAIN, puts milk made in FRANCE in his coffee producedContinue reading “Story: WELCOME TO NIGERIA !”

Story: Laugh, laugh, laugh


A graduate in Biology was havingdifficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been a tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend as a gorilla.Continue reading “Story: Laugh, laugh, laugh”

In NIGERIA everyone has his/her line in our NATIONAL PLEDGE.Pls know which line you belong to;


I pledge to Nigeria my country.(This line is for those in authority – President, Vice President, Senate President, Speaker, Governors, Ministers, Perm-Secs, Service Chiefs, DGs, etc) To be faithful, loyal and honest. (This line is for Imams, Pastors, Chiefs, Emirs, Obas and their likes) To serve Nigeria with all my strength.(This line is for CivilContinue reading “In NIGERIA everyone has his/her line in our NATIONAL PLEDGE.Pls know which line you belong to;”

Comedy: COVID-19 in Church.


COVID-19 IN CHURCHA man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with CORONAVIRUS and that miraculously God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second manwho was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it.Second man: I haveContinue reading “Comedy: COVID-19 in Church.”

The story of Atlas Shrugged——


The story of Atlas Shrugged dramatically expresses Rand’s ethical egoism, her advocacy of “rational selfishness”, whereby all of the principal virtues and vices are applications of the role of reason as man’s basic tool of survival (or a failure to apply it): rationality, honesty, justice, independence, integrity, productiveness, and pride. Rand’s characters often personify herContinue reading “The story of Atlas Shrugged——”

TOUCHING STORY


TOUCHING STORY.A man wanted to get married, but he didn’t know whom to marry. So he prayed to God that God should open his eyes or should reveal to him whom to marry. After the prayer, God showed him a poor blind woman in his church, and told him to marry the blind woman. TheContinue reading “TOUCHING STORY”

Story! Story!


Letter from a teacher from a public high school with very right and stoning final sentence.′′ FOR THEIGNORANTS AND IGNORANTS ′′I am not a victim of the Organic Education Act. I’m 69 years old and I’ve been lucky enough to study under good educational plans, above approved stats and political propaganda.In kindergarten (that’s what itContinue reading “Story! Story!”

HUSBAND VS WIFE


PLEASE DON’T LET IT LINGER. HUSBAND: Yea honey, good morning. Could you please read page 3 of the morning devotional manual then I’ll explain it before we pray? WIFE: Am weak, I don’t have strength, read it and explain, I’ll be listening. HUSBAND: Come on! this is no difficult thing and has nothing to doContinue reading “HUSBAND VS WIFE”

STORY STORY! STORY.


Once upon a time. Time Time Time. A mad man handed his cheque to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw N5000..” The Male teller told the mad man “For withdrawals less than N10,000, please use the ATM”. The mad man then asked, “Why?” The teller irritably told the mad man, “TheseContinue reading “STORY STORY! STORY.”